Welcome to "The Biggest Fathlete," Week Two!

Welcome to the second installment of "The Biggest Fathlete," starring your favorite aspiring hardbody, me. It's been a week since I announced my plan to be the hottest bridesmaid ever.

I have done this by:

— hiring Victor, the fabulous, Ahnold-quoting trainer who hosts the weekly Booty Camps I go to, as my once a week trainer. So far, this hurts. But in a good way.

— giving Kiki, the bride at the upcoming wedding, the password to my Livestrong.com account so that she can see what I am eating, in the spirit of accountability.

— worked out all but once this week.

— Kept crazy watch on my calories, and forgoing any sort of tempura roll, egg roll, fried rice or the foods that give my life meaning.

So, this is what I look like this week. I think it's not bad. What do you think? Besides the Buckwheat hair, of course.